Kkisssaaa Kitchen ke rumaal ka!!

The mysterious case of lapata kitchen ka rumaal, which Khoji Pragya solved in total Bollywood style ;)

When Ekta Kapoor came to know about the missing  rumaal. She approached Khoji Pragya to help her solve the case. EK's only condition was that the name of detective be changed to Kkkhoji Kkkaramchand, to which Khoji Pragya agreed.

EK: I heard about the latest case that you are solving. I'd like to help you in solving the case with my Bollywood inspired  masalabrain.

KK:  tum apun koi kaaye ko help kar rela re?

EK: I have lot of interest in the things which starts with....u know?

KK: Errrrrr.....Akkhha duniya janta hai tere baare mein....chal, to abhi tere ko case ka details pata karne ke liye crime scene pe jana hoga.

EK: Kkkhandala??

KK: Grrrrr..nahi re. bole to Kkkkellaaarrrr.(under ground floor of buliding in german)

EK: Wahan kyun?

KK: Kyunki wahin se to  rumaal gayab hua tha.

EK::  Kkkitchen ka rumaal?

KK: Igshaktly!!! Abhi apun ka baat dhyan se sun. Last sunday ko client ne khoob saara kapda dhoya. Dhona....bole to saare kapde le jaa ke washing machine mein dala.

EK: To problem kya hai?

KK: Rumaal machine ke andar gaya, lekin baahar nahi ayaa. Total gayab!!!

(After applying too much of common sense, which she has like the gravity on equator. She finally found solace from Bollywood masala movies.)

EK:  Kkkitchen ke rumaal ka accident ho gaya ho aur woh raaste mein gir gaya ho. Usey A K Hangal  jaisa koi apne saath le gaya ho?? (just like khumbh ka mela situation. )

KK: Possible nahi hai re!! Client ne apne haath se rumaal ko washing machine mein dala tha.

EK:(Exploring the possibility of pouring more Bollywood masala into the case) Ho sakta hai ki Kkkitchen ke rumaal ne suicide kar liya ho because of the smell of week old gandi chaddi & socks??

KK: Possible nahi hai re!! body to milna chahiye tha na.

EK: (Tormented by rejection of her ideas, she finally pulled out her  bramhaastra)Kahin machine ke andar Kkkitchen ke rumaal ne plastic surgery se apne aapko socks mein change kar liya ho?

KK: Possible nahi hai re!! Andar 60 degree temperature tha. Itni garami mein surgery possible nahi hai. Ek extra different socks bhi to milna chahiye tha.

EK: (Totally disappointed by Bollywood, she finally approached Hollywood) KK ji, ET from Spielberg's movie pulls out  Kkkitchen ka rumaal from running washing machine.

KK: (Rolls her eyes)Possible nahi hai re!! ET aisa kyun karega?? Of all the places in world, why would  ET choose Client's ganda Kkkitchen ka rumaal?? That too when it is in the machine. 

EK: Kyunki, pichale janam mein ET bollywood ka sabse bada villian Pran tha. He dance with Amitji on yaari hai imaan mera  along with this rumaal.. KK ji I got a new theme for my new serial Kkkkkissa pichale janam ka.

KK: (KK now became cranky) Sheeeeeeeshhh!! tu apun ko help karne aayi hai?? ya apne next serial ki story ke liye idea lene?

EK:(jumping with excitement) KKji, ho sakta hai rumaal ko kisi se pyar ho gaya ho??

KK:(By this time KK is looking for nearest pillar to bang her head)To woh gayab kaise ho gayaa???

EK: Usey pyar ho gaya ho socks se. Anwar ke jaise uske dil mein bhi bahut sara pyar ho aur woh bhi socks mein samaa ke ek hona chaata ho? (if you have not watched movie Anwar, go and watch it. Its a must watch movie).

KK: Amused at the intelligence of EK. Possible hai re!! EK you are too much... How did you get this idea?

EK: (Sheepishly)This is what I call..... bringing up Bollywood!!!

Finally, after investigating about who is the  chitchor of Kkkitchen ka rumaal, KK and EK were able to solve the mystery ofKkkitchen ka rumaal.

Kkkitchen ka rumaal was actually found to be in love with the black pant and he was found samaya hua in black pant. They got opportunity when they were together in machine.

Further investigation shows that Black pant is KK's own daughter. Since KK herself is quite philanthropic, she gave green signal to their love. Now, Black pant is married to Kkitchen ka rumaal. All three live together. After marriage, black pant got a new shelf in the cupboard. Kkitchen ka rumaal has gone back to his profession of being a Kkitchen ka rumaal. There is quite a lot of love between The Saas and Kkitchen ka rumaal. EK and KK are good friends now. KK receives EK's saas-bahu tips quite frequently and keeps Kkitchen ka rumaal in her mutthi.

KK: (evil grinnn) Kyunki damad bhi kabhi rumaal tha ......Thanks to EK's bollywood!!!!

Shirt of change

WTH!!! How can I keep used shirts, back in the cupboard. Hey, wait a minute, I don't think I wore this yesterday. Oh yes!! I wore other black t-shirt. Oh my my, I have got 1-2-3-4-5...what?? 5 t-shirts? all in black?? 

This is what happened when I finally found that I am proud owner of 5 black t-shirts. Of course, with different design patterns. Till last year, I did not have a single black dress.  Now, I have half a dozen.

Time has surely changed, and so have I. 

SevenTy

Why on earth we can't be original? especially in jokes? The joke has to be "authentically" copied(ye kaunsa rule hai bhai). So, ladies and gentleman and Karan johar(uski to apni hi category hai na) I present before you, the taza-taza latest dimaag ki kadhai se garama-garam nikala hua joke.

A kid wore 7 T-Shirts at a time and suddenly he became old. Why?

Are, socho socho!!! ghutano ki maalish karte ho to batao? Mindpower badhaane waali medicine khate ho to batao??

Ladies & Gentlemen (ab kya har baar Karan Johar ko explicitly address karna padega) the answer to the great mystery is:

Kid has Seventy(Seven-Tee), hua na budha?

Bas bas taliyan marna band karo, sharifon ki tarah baith jao, lage dhol bajane. Appreciate karne ki bhi hadd hoti hai!!!

Till I come up with new original joke, I say Chaye(Chao +Bye) ;)

Dhapaaak

There are some things that you can never forget. No, no, I am not talking about the inspirational words, blessing of elders, envious words of peers etc etc. Some words, rather sounds get stamped in our memory forever. I heard this joke just once and I guess, its saved in my ROM. 

What is the difference between man falling from 2nd floor and 12 floor??

Man falling from 2nd floor:
dhap!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh (painful cry)

Man falling from 12 floor: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, dhap!! (silence)

Who says beauty of sound can be felt only through music??? :P