Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Theory of Natural Rejection

No need to tell anybody how you are feeling. What you are doing? How you suffer during that particular moment, when pressure of being in crowd is intense. When you crave to be the only person ever existed on earth. Nobody to see the state you are in. When you want to do a magic trick and become invisible from the world. When you intensely want people not able to hear or see you. When your suffering (even momentary) is because you are surrounded by people who can hear and see you. When you want people of have selective memory or suffer from memory loss to forget about your embarrassing moments of life. 

Most of us have gone through it, but nobody talks about it. Every one else gets the sense, but still they dont say anything to each other. Like unnoticed expressions, we all sense, but nobody breaks the silence. We know the reason, we decode the cryptic signals, but still. We give each other an innocent smile and give looks as if nothing has happend. Sometime, we wait for others to express their embarrasing moments.  Some things are natural…. By now, you have already guessed what am I talking about. No? Louder please!! Oh no no, am not talking about break ups or sensex drops in HSE(Heart Stock Exchange). 

Ok, Imagine you are in a closed meeting room with more than 3 people, discussing something important and suddenly you get a pungent (H2S like) odour. It was nobody else, but you. Everybody is suffering from the aromatherapy, but they behave as if there are important things to be discussed. Everybody send a cryptic signal to each other, to know who the culprit is, so that they can kill the person for this treatment.

Imagine you are sitting in quite cozy place alone reading a book and unknowingly hunting the treasure inside your nose and suddenly realize that somebody passing by has seen you. With in seconds, that person honours you with "The Most Dirty & Disgusting Act" award (virtually).

Imagine you are praised for being Rupanzel among your peers and suddenly a small living creature drops out from your hair on clean white table top. A moment of silence is loud enough to make you feel the itch of "OMG- that-thing-is-in-your-hair".

What would you do? What do you think? Dont you act as if nothing has happened. Dont you hope that nobody heard anything.  Dont you want to be the only person ever existed on the earth, so nobody could hear the bombing contributions and nobody can identify the natural source of H2S. For that particular moment when feeling is intense and you are surrounded with people, dont you want to have magical power to become invisible.

All of us at some point of time must have had our moments of glory ;) All of us are aware of our natural actions and phenomenon, but rolls up eyes when it comes to others. 

I guess, all of us believe and follow "The Theory of Natural Rejection" with mutual consent.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Fruitology!

I just logged in to my blog and clicked "New Post", haven't even seen when did I posted last. Well, it doesn't matter. Till I am allured to this writing habit, I am happy. So, where were we? high on life? fundas? please don't whisper, say it loud. Oh!! you mean you are bored of the Life's lessons I had been giving? So no more of that. I was also surprised, why my fan club is getting smaller ;)

So, here are the updates:

Last week, my migraine actually became pain not just in the head but also in the ass. 4 continuos days...The dark side was, I screwed a bit of work coz of headache. On contrary, I had to call sick on one working day and slept for more that 14 hours :)

I did a extensive search ( No, I did not browsed page 2 in google search) for ways to get rid of migraine. I found this terrific idea of detoxification of the body and hence, getting rid of migraine. The trick is you have to go on fruit diet for a day or two as long as you want. Only fruits, any type (except for bananas) and any amount. Initially I was a bit hesitant on doing this, coz I have acidity problems which triggers headache. Since, nothing was working I thought let me try this as well. I had 3 apples, 3 pears, 1/2 muskmelon (cantaloupe), 20-25 strawberries, and 250 gms grapes in whole day. Another important thing was, I had 3-4 ltrs of water that day. It definitely became embarrassing to go to loo so many times, but I guess my body was flushing out the toxins. By afternoon, my 3 days persistent headache had gone and I was feeling very light.

Then, while browsing more I found that in ayurveda or naturopathy its always recommended to go on fruit diet if one in suffering from stomach upset, migraine, seasonal flu. Am happy, I tried that, it might have contributed in shedding some grams off my body :)

Its an Egg-stra weekend!!! easter is here and I have 4 days off from work. Its not that I have big plans for weekend coz weather is all screwed up, but it feels good when you realize that you already had 2 days masti and 2 more days to go ;)

So, I am gonna chillax for 2 more days :)

HAPPY EASTER!!